a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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