No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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