So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
