Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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