Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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