hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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