I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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