Grow some girl-balls and come out already
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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