He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
God, I missed his penis.
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