just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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