Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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