just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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