It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize