Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The Olympian is in my bed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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