remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I cannot find my penis.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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