last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
