Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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