Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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