dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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