how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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