gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
These tits shall not be calmed
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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