Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Houston, we have a squirter
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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