I think I just saw someone hide a body.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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