How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
