I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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