No awkward lesbian experiences without me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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