Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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