i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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