omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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