New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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