Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Come share oat with me in your robe
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Couch. On fire.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
