Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
This house was built for laser tag.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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