I showed him my bush... on skype.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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