dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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