i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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