if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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