i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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