what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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