But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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