I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
