My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just want nice things and good sex
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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