Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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