Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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