bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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