Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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