3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
My brain says no but my pants say off.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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