i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We need a shit load of segways right now
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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