It's like God shit irony all over that family
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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