Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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