so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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