I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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