so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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