doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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