I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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