i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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