In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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